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I, the Giant

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  I, the Giant "Interesting choice of housing," I compliment them, but just in my head. I'm not sure they will be able to understand me, you see, for I am a giant. I don't think most creatures understand Giantese (it is too loud with large letters, as you can see.) Even if they could understand me they wouldn't believe that I meant no harm with the comment. Speaking just makes them freeze and my shadow makes them scurry away. Anyway, their hangout is quite curious to me. Instead of the wide open space of the floor which I realize can be daunting and full of perils (mostly giants like me), they have selected the quiet, closed transparency of  the clear handle to my Blender. While the logic may seem baffling (they are obviously easily spotted), I suppose in this way they can keep an eye on me. They have chosen the handle as their hideout and not the blade basin, which is smart, but how the devil did they get in there? Ah, through a hole in the top of the handle, I s...